Splash of the day

Elson was in the kitchen and said s/t dumb to me which he thought was very funny. So funny, he started laughing even though he was in the middle of drinking. He ran over to the sink as water and saliva drooled out of his mouth. I decided the water I was about to drink could serve a better purpose as a projectile. I was a few feet away but all of the water hit its mark- elson's face. Nothing else got wet. Elson laughed some more, this time wet.