Soday History II

here are some posts from the blog 2 years ago, slightly revised:

Thursday, April 29

teacher: I was the fastest cutter, so a guy was jealous of me, and he threw a rock - pretty far up the hill. and I threw it over the hill, over the road, past the brook.... And he looked at me with many expressions and never bothered me again.

Wednesday, April 28

Just May and 23 days of June left!

“who wants to read next?” asked the teacher, even though he was teaching a ninth-grade class. no one raised their hand. “if you all raise your hands simultaneously -” he began saying for the millionth time, but this time was cut off “SHUT Uhh..” shouted the real. shutting him up.

LINE OF THE DAY
feshtanzii? -- mr. silverstien

Tuesday, April 27

mystery of missing markers solved:
teacher caught slipping markers in his bag- chayiv misah

LINE OF THE DAY
i need ketchup, but i'll settle for blood - eliyahu schwartz