Soday history IV

continued soday history of the first year from bad lines and lag b'omer to BB poles and dora golding.

Wednesday, May 19

Dora Golding Shabbos Tommorow!
Remember not to be snobbish or snubbish
Remember to bring your Pajamas

Tuesday, May 18

News
BB Poles are place on the tennis court (lying down) and hole is dug
nothing too interesting happened today.

Sunday, May 16

Prof Harc makes unnecessary (incorrect) comma corrections on rough draft, and thats what he'll grade! he didnt make any real writing corrections.

R' Real gets in trouble in soday, the first time ever, today for toasting his toast!!!! Avi gets a 10 out of 10 on his gemara quiz and R'Real a 9 out of 10, a miracle!! i guess R'Real isnt having such a good day.

Friday, May 14

I biked to soday today, it took 14 minutes there, 10 minutes back. Good Shabbos!

Thursday, May 13

Major waterfights and fights in yeshiva today.
Bikeriding off-grounds stopped.
Issue of the Day: Why cant we get a signed permission slip to go off-grounds? It can say "I understand the Mesivta bears no responsibility for my son bla bla"
Minch: I already made the grades, i know you all well enough.."
Rimer math tests back, we start Logarithims. Silver math test today.
Karch: I'm grading the rough drafts[sic] and i turned around when a car was following me [ain't i great]
G-steen: I taught gang members, and i like heavy metal, and teenagers are rebellious, and dont smoke pot. (no science done today)

Wednesday, May 12

NEWS OF THE DAY
elson trips over a feather and krak smacks gedaliah with his hat hard.

AK makes it to Klutz Hall of Fame!
This morning he took a plate with two full cups of chocolate milk on it, and brought it to the coat-breakfast room where, as he put it "the cups lost their balance and emptied their contents on the floor" (and a little on AK's Pants.)

Elson gets water-gunned down in pouring rain today
He had gotten my tennis ball which he had left out. Even so, I didnt have mercy and after asking him if he was dry, i pulled out my gun and sprayed (it was pouring anyways)

Tuesday, May 11

Rimer math test tommorow on exponents (x^-3)/x^3
Term paper due this monday

News
Waterfight in school today, MF gets angry and uses mud

Monday, May 10

HIGHLIGHT OF THE DAY
avi gets a haircut!!!!!

i remembered to daven mincha, i davened at 7:55 at young israel, and dont forget to count sfira today is the 35th day 5th week.

Lag Baomer trip's story below (first read the second one)
Poll: Who remembered to daven mincha?

We went to Lakewood and visited R' Shustel who gave us a few minutes of divrei torah, then we went to a bagel shop where weezy was eating the store out it's food, eating a bagel, a muffin a cup of ice cream and probably a few more things, and speaking of ice cream, R' Real was eating one in the van and not all of the ice cream ended up in his mouth, his pants and the car seat helped him finish the cup, (R' Real now u know why there's toilet paper in the vans) (and he has toilet paper instead of paper towel or napkins cause toilet paper is cheaper).

Lag Baomer Trip to Lakewood
We finnaly got to Blackbeards cave and for some reason we each gave him $20. But There wasnt much to use the tickets on. The main feature, Go-Karts wasnt open, so we were forced to play batting cages many times. Then we went to Lakewood and Avi will continue the story...

Sunday, May 9

News: non-soday kids visit soday today
Issue of the Day: What to do about the muddy, dirty soday floors?
Notice: Bring $20 tommorow

Saturday, May 8

Its Lag BaOmer!
Regular day Sunday, on Monday were going to Blackbeard's Cave (A nice long drive away) where well get sweaty enough to go visit a Rabbi Shlita in Lakewood. We will be departing (after a short 'learning' seder) at 10:00AM and returning at 6:00 (about 6:45) We are looking forward to an exciting day.

Thursday, May 6

Dvar Torah on Parshas Lech-L'cha
Hashem tells Avraham "Gadol V'avarechecha v'agdalah shemcha v'y'heyeh bracha" and next posuk "And I'll bless those who bless you and those who curse you, I shall curse"
the gematria of the two phrases is each 954. What else has a gematria of 954?

THE REBBI:reb chaim berlin, the school was named after him
THE LARGE ONE: i thought it was named after Wilt ChamBERLAIN!!!!

LINE OF THE DAY
THE LARGE ONE: REBBI, REBBI HE'S GOING TO BEAT ME UP
THE REBBI: ZVI, YOUR BIGGER THAN HIM (AND EVERYONE)
THE LARGE ONE: REBBI, IT'S A KNOWN FACT THAT BOBCATS ARE AFRAID OF RACOONS AND FOXES EVEN THOUGH BOBCATS ARE BIGGER BECAUSE THERE VICIOUS
THE SMALL ONE: ARE YOU CALLING YOURSELF A BOBCAT?
THE LARGE ONE: NO, I'M CALLING YOU A RACOON!!
THE REBBI PIPES UP: AND HIS NAME ISN'T EVEN BOB!!!

Football season begins!
Elson smashes into tree tree times, Gedaliah trips on tree stump ("A tree!" I shouted) The "Football field" is too small and dangerous, and people will stop playing.